wizardman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Senseless]

Well, the animation was actually pretty decent, and the looping technique was original at the time. That being said, this was all the flash had going for it. It's just a stick and dog walking by another stick and a sign over and over. No background, sounds, music, or anything to really tell what's going on in the flash. The title is called Senseless, and that is rather apt. A fun little animation that is, in fact, kinda senseless.

[Hacker vs. Hacker (short)]

I actually really liked the concept and what you were going for here, but it mostly failed in execution. The graphics were simple enough, though the guy looked rather good blown up, even if the glass breaking sound effect made no sense at all. The computer scenes were rather slow paced, and the music actually got a little grating after a while. A decent idea, but could have been fleshed out a lot more.

[Roffie N' Afro 02]

Meh. The first one was actually somewhat amusing and I liked the direction that this seemed to be going. This episode, however, had little redeemable about it. All it was was Afro farting on the moon, which made the Haircut title, well, odd. Muffin ended up just sitting there, providing nothing in the way of jokes. A step back from episode one big time.

[Parody Parody Parody]

Very awesome and very true. As much as I love a good parody, randomness for the sake of randomness can be tiring, and ripping on it is awesome. The animation was excellent of course, and the voice of the guy was absolutely perfect for this. Why did Batman want to kiss Pikachu and get seizures? Because it's a parody, and anything goes in them, as the flash so eloquently puts it.

[The Letter A]

Unfortunately, this didn't work. B is a symbol of Newgrounds, of the power of the internet, and a testament to the Clock Crew. This? It's a perfectly centered letter A on the screen that somehow still manages to be asymmetrical. More importantly, it's a sans serif font, which destroys the sense of wonder that B had about it.

[John Rocker Pinata]

Oh John Rocker.. an easy target but deservingly so. The animation was good, and there were quite a few options as you beat on the pinata more and more. The voice acting was good as well, and just made me want to continue beating on it. Too bad this was the only game you made, would have liked to see more from you.

[Life]

I actually get it. I mean, flash-wise there's almost nothing to speak of, since it's just a bit of text to music. Still, for something to give someone that kind of passion is inspiring, and it's a good message to use throughout your life. Certainly different than your typical Newgrounds submission.

[B B B]

So, this is the epic tale of the letter known as B. A mere letter B, medium-sized font, ref, Times New Roman no less. A rather common B it seems. In a blank universe, a universe of white space, B resides without a care. It is quite an achievement in modern art, you could say. I guess a minimalist masterpiece would be more accurate to describe this, no? It doesn't need sound, or a backgorund, or anything, as it's not meant to be. It's just meant to be B, which it accomplishes.

[B B B B B]

So, this is the epic tale of the letter known as B. A mere letter B, medium-sized font, ref, Times New Roman no less. A rather common B it seems. In a blank universe, a universe of white space, B resides without a care. It is quite an achievement in modern art, you could say. I guess a minimalist masterpiece would be more accurate to describe this, no? It doesn't need sound, or a background, or anything, as it's not meant to be. It's just meant to be B, which it accomplishes.

[Ribbachile!]

Wow, um.. that was bad. Really bad. The voices were incredibly annoying, and the guy with the gun was clearly spitting into the microphone. The graphics looked made up in paint, and the animation was rather strange and off-putting as well. I get that this is part of Newgrounds history and was pushed somewhat jokingly, but I'm not going to pretend it's good when there's almsot nothing redeemable about this.