wizardman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The THANK YOU game]

Um.. okay, so the flash was, after horrible-looking text at the start, having the "game" basically be telling people to vote 5 seemed at best silly and at worst deceiving, though they changed the icons shortly after this flash came out, making it ironically funny. There could have at least been some music or something though, besides just text and the picture ofthe vote 5 guy.

[Hypnotic]

To be honest, I actually really really liked it. Sure, there wasn't much to it given the white background and everything, but the music was very nice, and the animation was well done. Not much int he way of graphics, but what you did do was fun to watch, and for a 2000 flash it was great. Hypnotic isn't that great of a title, though it was trippy.

[Move or Die!]

I was really liking this to start, but it went completely off the rails by the end. The story was fairly nice, them finding and loading up the body. The bus saying Karma was a bit too cliche, but it could have been worse. However, the guy with the nursing home bus seemed very odd, and when it got to the ending it started talking about an entirely different story, and asked to see part two on the paysite! It's a shame since that hurt the rating big time.

["The Hitchhiker"]

Another one of these games which was both the great and bad parts to go along with them. To start, the graphics and music were already, and was nice to see some new characters for once. I had to laugh when Yale freaked out over being hit, and seeing the cop and nutjob together was somewhat fun. However, the dialogue options seem to be getting worse and more outlandish the further I get into the series. Hopefully that does not continue.

[The Suicide Bomber]

The guy will blow us all to hell if I don't write a review, so here goes. This flash is just strange even knowing it's the first episode of many. The guy's voice sounds like one of the Fallout ghouls, and most of the dialogue, and options for that matter were just ridiculous. A woman shouts about couriers when a guy with a bomb moves by? My favorite part was the choice where the cop could pick all three parts of dialogue though, hearing him shoot all those off was quite funny.

[Yoda is a SEXY bitch]

This actually wasn't too bad. The faces were decent, and I actually like the jpeg heads, though they seem to be unpopular. The voices started off fine, though I could not understand Yoda at all. That being said, I really could not tell what the plot was at all, it was just some guys talking. Some structure would have made this much better.

[SILLY RABBIT!]

There were some really good things in this flash. The graphics were nice for the time, and the rabbit shooting the kids, while predictable, was funny. That being said, the voice acting was awful. I couldn't understand anyone since they were speaking way too close into the microphone, and at a couple spots the voices cut off. This could have been really good had it been polished more, instead it felt a bit rushed.

[How to eat a pickle]

How this earned a daily third place is beyond me, as the flash was at best unimpressive. It's 11 whle seconds of flash, which is awfully short, but can be saved if awesome. Instead, we have a guy , simply eating a pickle that screams upon being eaten. It's a tired joke that's been done much better before. The graphics weren't that great, and the scream was loud enough where it was just ear rape for the sake of ear rape. Very disappointing overall.

[FuRbY LosEs iT]

Wasn't too bad overall. The graphics were about what one expects from this time, Furby was decently animated, and I had to laugh seeing a Korn t-shirt, that's definitely a 2000 flash for you. the voice acting was not clear though, and while Furby was decent despite the pitch, the gun battle could have been done a lot better. What exactly was in the background when the montage started? IT was a flash that started nice enough, but fell apart near the end.