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On flash 1628 (June 1, 2000), reviewing from bottom up. Current projects: Reviewing. PM me if you want me to review your flash.
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So that I don't feel like repeating others, i haven't spent hours on newgrounds playing one game in a long time. But what can I say. This game is just so entertaining and amazing. A lot to unlock, and it just get more fun the further you get into it.
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I had a feeling of what to expect, though that being said this flash was really well-made. The story was really good, and the ghetto blaster run made for a good laugh. The sprites were sprites, though they weren't in consistent gens, with the job guy being an snes sprite, but that's no big deal. The last fight and their new jobs were hilarious though, sadly these days those are probabyl the only jobs you can get.
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It's odd. Flashes tend to sacrifice graphics over sound if they go that route. This was the opposite. Great voice work, but the animation wasn't really existent at all. A few tweens and that's all. The idea behind the flash was kinda strange, the woman killing the kid with the ball, but had everything actually been animated, it could have been decent.
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Despite the age of this flash, it was very enjoyable and entertaining. Very nice graphics, despite the obvious fakeness of the breasts (granted, it is a ho, so it works). The pimp and Elian talking was good as well, but the pimp's bitch slap was not only unexpected, but downright hilarious. Fluid animation and great voices top off a nice piece of work.
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First, just to get it out of the way, the shortness of it and it looking its age hurts the score a bit. That being said though, it remained an entertaining piece of work. The animation was very good, and the dinosaur going right after the stick was nice. The car running over the stick afterwards was a great touch, and it made it worth my while to have watched this. Graphics and sound were nice too.
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Oh man, where to begin with this flash. Well, the lack of color was disappointing at first, but at the same time it added to the oddness and greatness of this flash after watching it. I alwys thought those commercials were so odd, I could see this as having happened. The eyes falling off, the screaming boss, the crazy squirrels, it was all a great ride.
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This was an amazing flash, simple as that. I was laughing the whole way through. Taking the anime stereotypes and throwing them upside down automatically makes for a great idea, and when you throw in your animation style, it just makes it that much more entertaining. Can't wait for Ep2.
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I wasn't sure what to expect at first, since I'm not a big fan. But I must sa, I was very impressed with this flash. Top notch graphics and theme of course, which the music and text going really well with the flash. It's something I could actually see happening back then, in a way. It does not take the route of "Holy crap its a talking car ohmigod" but instead the guy goes along with it, and in the end it makes for a really nice flash cartoon, one I'll watch many a time.
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To start off with, there were a lot of options. For any good windows parody to work, you need that. That being said, the execution wasn't very good. The cd player kept playing the music after i turned it off, which made it harder to play the rest of the game. The website options were just oka,y though I chucked at the Tom Green one. The Solitaire one didn't make much sense, and it was basically just a bunch of anti-windows stuff for the most part, which took away from the good.
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There wasn't much too this flash to discuss. The buttons were good, though animation and voices would have been a much better option and more enjoyable. The music was nice but didn't fit into the flash. The graphics were pretty good at least, so that was a plus. I liked how the cooked Charmelion looked. Unfortunately, this flash just wasn't very entertaining to me. The jarring characters at the end was very troubling as well.
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