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[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 41]

yay

Yay, we're on the second half, in the oil refuge otherwoise known to some as Alaska. What else would he do bt fishing? The fishing pole and fish were pretty clever, and the picture of Alaska was pretty cool too. I guess my main problem witht this one was that there just wasn't enough happening. I mean, he could've at least had a fishign hat too or an eskimo.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Inuits!

[Bahamut: ATIO80W 02]

True

The main good part was the early rambling of how it's not right that it was whistled, which is true. There was no need for that one to be whistle, that's be liek me whistling a flash that looked like B. My main problem was that it was pretty boring. It was very similar to Afro's 80 website flashes, but oh well. I do think things would be better without B, but you seem to disagree. Oh, and it's "content" speakonia, not "cuntent". Not too bad though, it gets its point across.

kinggila responds:

CUNTent, lol

[Bahamut: ATIO80W 01]

Cool

Well, I'm just glad that this was a satire, otherwise I'd be quite angry at you, hah. I found it amusing how speakonia was abel to run through all those flashes so quickly, and it sounded quite funny. The flash wasn't all that entertaining, since it was just a litle animation, decent graphics, and speakonia just rambling. I still enjoyed it though, since you say aol and ebaums are the best site (of course we all know they aren't :P)

kinggila responds:

It was great sarcasm and anyone who took this seriously is officially stupid. :D

[Zidane N' Zidane 01]

lol

I quite enjoyed this flash. Okay, so you had to resort to usign Speakonia, oh well, the flash is still great. I was waiting for someone to combine the two Zidanes, and you were able to make that work very well. Pretty good graphics and music, and although there wasn't too much animation, you make up for it me makgin the flash hilarious. I wish there was goign to be a sequel, but oh well.

kinggila responds:

There will be a sequel, but only if I hear anymore about Zinedine Zidane and/or I hear about another Final Fantasy IX game.

[Bahamut N' Satan 666]

meh

This flash was pretty decent, btu for some reason I didn't care for it. The intro was the same as the 80 days flases, and it was probably a spoof of them. The voices weren't too bad, but it didn't last long enough for my tastes. Satan being Sonic was quite interesting, though, I wasn't expecting that. You could've definitely went further with the whole Satan being Sonic thing though, it ended too abruptly.

kinggila responds:

Why explain more about Satan being Sonic? I told the whole world that Satan's biggest secret is that he's Sonic and that's all I need to say. :P

[gay movie inbound]

I see...

I see that you have jumped on the bandwagon and sent in a clock day submission of, of course, the letter b. It's not the most original flash in the world, but at least this version had music. The music was pretty good, but it was choppy when it looped, you need to fix it to make it sound like a good one. Still, sure B was angled, but it is just B...

Starberry responds:

If you take a life do you know what you'll give?
Odds are, you won't like what it is
When the storm arrives, would you be seen with me?
By the merciless eyes I've deceived?

I've seen angels fall from blinding heights
But you yourself are nothing so divine
Just next in line

Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willing to die?

The coldest blood runs through my veins
You know my name

If you come inside things will not be the same
When you return to the night
And if you think you've won
You never saw me change
The game that we have been playing

I've seen diamonds cut through harder men
Than you yourself
But if you must pretend
You may meet your end

Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willing to die?

The coldest blood runs through my veins

Try to hide your hand
Forget how to feel
(Forget how to feel)

Life is gone with just a spin of the wheel
(Spin of the wheel)

Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willin' to die?

The coldest blood runs through my veins
You know my name
(You know my name)
You know my name
(You know my name)
You know my name
You know my name
You know my name

If you take a life do you know what you'll give?
Odds are, you won't like what it is
When the storm arrives, would you be seen with me?
By the merciless eyes I've deceived?

I've seen angels fall from blinding heights
But you yourself are nothing so divine
Just next in line

Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willing to die?

The coldest blood runs through my veins
You know my name

If you come inside things will not be the same
When you return to the night
And if you think you've won
You never saw me change
The game that we have been playing

I've seen diamonds cut through harder men
Than you yourself
But if you must pretend
You may meet your end

Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willing to die?

The coldest blood runs through my veins

Try to hide your hand
Forget how to feel
(Forget how to feel)

Life is gone with just a spin of the wheel
(Spin of the wheel)

Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willin' to die?

The coldest blood runs through my veins
You know my name
(You know my name)
You know my name
(You know my name)
You know my name
You know my name
You know my name

[Captain Capitalism: NRC]

Nice

Okay, it seemed like this focused more on the story than providing simple laughs. Although that was not what I was expecting, the flash was still awesome. Of course the graphics continue to be great, and Captain Capitalism's voice is quite commanding. Whoever does his voice does a perfect job. The other ones are pretty good too. I wouldn't have guessed that Karl Marx beign Santa would be easy to pull off, but you manage to do it very well.

Oh, Why is Karl Marx speaking in a German accent?
lol, I know why he is (becuase he's German) I just wanted a review reponse :P

captcapitalism responds:

You sir, get a review response. Thanks for watching and the kind words.

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 40]

Halfway there

My first thought was "okay, we're in Canada, so I predict hockey". Well, I was right, as he was carryin ga hockey stick. The jug of maple syrup if also good. Apparently i'm warming up to these flashes, since you'd have probabyl gotten a lower score a coupld months back. The Toronto skyline was a nice choice of landmark also. Well, I hope the second half is just as great.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Quite a few people seemed to warm to these after a while. :o

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 39]

omfg border

WEll, I think you pulled this one off perfectly. You returned to the original style of a uniform and not worrying about any artifacts. Niagra Falls is of course the perfect landmark for this occasion, and of course you can't g wrong with the mountie uniform. Granted, I am disappointed at there being no artifacts at all, but I don't know what you'd pick. At least the photoshopping is good.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

I probably left the items till the following episode, which is in Canada. Since this was on the border I probably didn't want to make it TOO Canadian.

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 38]

Fun

So, Hitler decides to go to New York. Well, I can say that you went 3 out of 4 on this one. The Statue of Liberty was a perfect landmark choice, the gun was also great, though I don't know New York all that well. The hot dog was also perfect. MY problem is the basketball. It works, but seeing as how NY's team is terrible as Basketball, you should've used baseball instead. Would've made more sense.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Hitler was teaching that awful team how to improve.