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[dragon ball stick]

Very poorly and crudely made

The first problem was that there was no sound. The second problem was that the animation just jumped everywhere and didn't flow at all (You at least put some attempts of animation in though). The fact that it's a stick animation shows no originality from you, and the addition of it beign Dragonball also shows nothign good about it. There was also no background and it moved too quickly. The only good thing about the flash was that it had a bit of plot structure.

[Kill All Dickheads]

Not too bad for what it was.

This has been done many times, there was no background, and there weren't as many death scenes as I would've liked. That being said, for what it was, the flash was decent. the animation of the deaths and the way the blood was made was pretty good. The guys were made alright, and if you would've made the background look better, then the flash would've been better. I also liked the word intros and how they were made.

[Five Guys in a Car]

Had promise

The main problem with this flash was that, becuase it was a trailer, it was too short. The graphics were really good, as was the music that went along with it, even if it didn't really belong. The beginning with the openign credits was also pretty good. I think the fact that you didn't really finish the flash left me kind of empty after watching it.

[Happy Thoughts]

Pretty bad

The background was pretty well done, with the addition of flowers and a river. When that's pretty much the only thing there besides scrollign text, the flash fails. Had you added a voice with the text, then the flash would've been pretty nostalgic toward the SNL skit. The flash just wasn't good at all though with nothign going on in it.

[Man With A Knife]

Well, you tried

The flash itself was pretty bad. The background was just black, the animation was pretty choppy, and there was no sound. However, this really wasn't as terrible as it seemed, as the graphics were actually pretty decent. The blood looked at least slightly realistic, and the slowness gave this flash a surreal feel. You could've added a lot more to this though.

[How To Win Portal Awards]

Didn't really care for it

Well, I liked the beginning of it, and it looked liek if was going to be a good animation. That being said, there wasn't a whole lot of point to this flash. I would've liked the Text/Voice option more if it wasn't the generic clock voice (which I subjectively hate) saying it. The descriptions of how to win each award were good, but there was really nothing out of the ordinary in regards to the flash. Perhaps if you threw in examples of flashes that won the respective awards to give the flash viewer in idea of what flash wins what award, then this would've been more helpful.

Frenzy responds:

I was thinking about doing that, actually.

Thanks for the review!

[VøøÐøø]

Bad

Well, you at least know how to tween, I"ll give you that. The flash involved little more than soem guy flippin garound to music before somethign happening to him. A lot of the little things you did made the flash look almost decent, such as the beat box and the eyes in the huts. The background is fairly decent as well. That being said, there was stil no point to this flash, even though I felt it was better than other flashes made as this time.

[The Soda Machine]

Bad attempt

I like the fact that some objects, a background, and a little sound were actually present in this flash. That being said, the flash was pretty awful. all it was was a tweened guy (who wasn't drawn terribly at least) "move" to the soda machine to get a soda, which hits him in the groin. the fact that the soda shot open confused me though, and kinda took away from the humor.

[The truth about Area 51]

Uh... it sucked

Well, the lack of sound killed the flash, first off. The tweening was awful, and it looked like the framerate on this flash was extremely low. The rocket was drawn pretty well, and the graphics really weren't too bad. You did miss the 4 on the countdown though, so that hurt the flash a bit. if you could add sound, then the flash would be passable.