wizardman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[MY EX-GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!]

Funny, yet absolutely awful

All this flash was was a mouth moving on the gif while Cookie Monster talks. There was no background, no real animation other than the mouth, and no plot or anything. I like tha fact that the girl was pretty hot, and the music was pretty funn.y That doesn't mean that this is decent though. This is barely even a flash.

[bigg nosed man]

This flash was a waste of my time.

It started out somewhat decent actually, seeing as how you finally learned how to animate mouths, even if it's just from the side. That being said, I found this flash too short. Your graphics and animation remain absolutely poorly done, your overuse of your brothers actually hurt this flash, and there wasn't as much of a plot in this flash as I would've liked. There were times where you did change some stuff around, so it appears that you sacrificed length for a little bit of extra graphics.

[linkin prk kem 2 my house]

Gah, make it stop.

I will give you props in the sense that the background music on this one is addictive. This one seemed more horrendous than normal. You have yet to learn anything about animation apparently. Linkin Park is just a gif image, which shows absolutely no effort on your part. The mouths STILL don't know how to ocnnect to anything, your hands flair about for no reason (although it's probabyl the best piece of animation we get from you). This one lacked a lot of humor, and made your other poor flashes look decent.

[the races we have]

Was not quite as crappy as some of your other work

As I've said before, I understand the humor you're trying to do. The reason your flashes are underappriciated (or overappriciated imo) is due to shoddy work when it comes to graphics and animation. The background music was again pretty decent, even if your monotone is extremely annoying, and probably done on purpose for that matter. You don't seem to know how to keep body parts connected together when people are trying to talk. The flashes are at least long, although I'm not sure if that's good or not in your case.

[Adolf Hitler: ATIO80W 02]

My constructive review to this submission

I'm not going to say anythign offensive, and I will listen to said review. Again, I like the intro, but again that was the best part of this flash. Hitler in the tank was a nice touch, but the gifs were still boring. Using the clock voices was somethign I was hopign not to hear again, but apparently people like that; Can't say that I do. I would have liked to see something else other than hearing the clock voice occasionally crack its voice.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

No-one would have read out the review guidelines. You've seen how long they are.

[Adolf Hitler: ATIO80W 01]

Started awful, ended awful

The intro to this flash was pretty cool. The flash mostly consisted of Hitler reading off the rules, and it going on for way too long. The graphics just consisted of the site going down slowly while the clock voice read everything off. I hope that this series will get better, because I like the concept. This episode itself was just very boring and just kept going for far too long.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

You know you loved it really.

[Stabbed To Death]

Potentially falls under "so bad it's good"

The graphics although decent, were hurt by pretty much nonexistant animation. The lack of sound also killed this flash. That being said, the knives going in to him and the blood going anywhere was actually humorous with how random and bad it was. If there had been some sort of plot to it, it would've been better. At least it delivered what it promised.

[Ronin Warriors Pass Gas]

Really not all that good.

I like the fact that the sound was good, there was at least an attempt at humor, and the mouths moved fairly well. That being said, it was just gif images and overdone jokes, which made any plot in the flash become nonexistant. If you had made original drawings and animation, the score would be a lot better.

[Return of the joint]

Interesting

I must ask, was there a reason for all the mispellings in the text? For a flash this old, it was actually pretty entertaining. I like how the spaceship was a joint, and the humor wasn't too bad. That being said, the textboxes went by way too fast, and the fact that there were textboxes instead of voices hurt the flash. The graphics were pretty good, even though there wasn't too much of it.