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[Horrible Reviews #1]

could've been better

Although your attacks of the 3 reviews were pretty funny, the fact that you basically used the same joke on all 3 reviewers dimmed the humor somewhat. Overall it was decent. The reviews themselves were pretty easy to attack, and you had no problem doing that. However, you attacked th ereviewer more then the review. It's a different way of doing it, but it could have been pulled off better.

[_altr_'s favorite reviews]

Meh

This flash wasn't all that terrible, but you certainly could have done so much more with it. He finds these bad reviews, and throws them into the fire, okay. He writes tequila on the bean can and throws i in. Somewhat funny. Not even tryign to read the one crazy review? missed opportunity. Just skimmign the reviews and not tryign on the humor available? Another missed opportunity. The graphics weren't all that bad and you could've made something out of this flash. Alas, it was disappointing.

[sprite movie ok]

Uh

I'll try and be as helpful as I can with this review. The start of this flash wasn't really all that.Mega Man caught the guy and he ran, it's a decent start. Once Sonic popped out, it looked like you just stopped because the animation was broken apart to the point where there were several-second gaps in between actions, which was very annoying and definitely not what a sprite flash is supposed to be. Plus, you could still see Sonic when he "fell". Not the wrost flash ever, bu ta lot of improvements need to be made.

[The Godfather pt. IV]

bad

Wow, I was disappointed in the flash. The intro was pretty good, and it felt liek the flash was going to lead somewhere good. Alas, this flash didn't turn out that way. I mean, all theat happened was a pic of Leonardo Dicaprio being shot and falling, that's it. Sure, the blod on the wall looked pretty cool, but nothing really happened in this flash at all.

[Kerpal]

yawn

Sure, the call was pretty amusing. Now that that's taken care of, this call has honestly been done hundreds of times with far better flash skills. I mean the only thing you had was a pic of the telephone, and an intro. That alone does not make a great flash. Perhaps if you had animated the conversation this would have been viewed as a better flash.

[gay movie inbound]

I see...

I see that you have jumped on the bandwagon and sent in a clock day submission of, of course, the letter b. It's not the most original flash in the world, but at least this version had music. The music was pretty good, but it was choppy when it looped, you need to fix it to make it sound like a good one. Still, sure B was angled, but it is just B...

Starberry responds:

If you take a life do you know what you'll give?
Odds are, you won't like what it is
When the storm arrives, would you be seen with me?
By the merciless eyes I've deceived?

I've seen angels fall from blinding heights
But you yourself are nothing so divine
Just next in line

Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willing to die?

The coldest blood runs through my veins
You know my name

If you come inside things will not be the same
When you return to the night
And if you think you've won
You never saw me change
The game that we have been playing

I've seen diamonds cut through harder men
Than you yourself
But if you must pretend
You may meet your end

Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willing to die?

The coldest blood runs through my veins

Try to hide your hand
Forget how to feel
(Forget how to feel)

Life is gone with just a spin of the wheel
(Spin of the wheel)

Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willin' to die?

The coldest blood runs through my veins
You know my name
(You know my name)
You know my name
(You know my name)
You know my name
You know my name
You know my name

If you take a life do you know what you'll give?
Odds are, you won't like what it is
When the storm arrives, would you be seen with me?
By the merciless eyes I've deceived?

I've seen angels fall from blinding heights
But you yourself are nothing so divine
Just next in line

Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willing to die?

The coldest blood runs through my veins
You know my name

If you come inside things will not be the same
When you return to the night
And if you think you've won
You never saw me change
The game that we have been playing

I've seen diamonds cut through harder men
Than you yourself
But if you must pretend
You may meet your end

Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willing to die?

The coldest blood runs through my veins

Try to hide your hand
Forget how to feel
(Forget how to feel)

Life is gone with just a spin of the wheel
(Spin of the wheel)

Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willin' to die?

The coldest blood runs through my veins
You know my name
(You know my name)
You know my name
(You know my name)
You know my name
You know my name
You know my name

[Captain Capitalism: NRC]

Nice

Okay, it seemed like this focused more on the story than providing simple laughs. Although that was not what I was expecting, the flash was still awesome. Of course the graphics continue to be great, and Captain Capitalism's voice is quite commanding. Whoever does his voice does a perfect job. The other ones are pretty good too. I wouldn't have guessed that Karl Marx beign Santa would be easy to pull off, but you manage to do it very well.

Oh, Why is Karl Marx speaking in a German accent?
lol, I know why he is (becuase he's German) I just wanted a review reponse :P

captcapitalism responds:

You sir, get a review response. Thanks for watching and the kind words.

[Piggy Bank Pinko]

Great

First off, I would have to say that this isn't quite on par with the first flash. Gratned, all the obscenities are what made that flash work. This one without it is still great, though. I mean, the political humor is still good, and the voices, graphics, and animation are all amazing. All the jumps to each group of people was also great, and helped fuel the flash. Keep making these.

[Captain Capitalism]

Amazing

This actually looked liek some professional animation. Now, I'm not noramlly one to find swearing good, but this was just #%^$ing hilarious. Wait, I'm not allowed to say that. Or actually I can, since I'm 18. It started off with some nice political humor, then ended up with captain Capitalism just landing his dialogue perectly. The voices sounded perfect, and this almost reminded me of American Dad. Okay, it did, but I know they're not duplicates.

[Dr Mario]

Wow

Surprisingly, I actually loved this flash cartoon. Granted, it wasn't all that long, but it was still awesome. The custom sprites were handles to perfection, adn the transitions between songs were pretty much dead on. The part between the beatdown and the beginning didn't last as long as I would have liked, but once everything got rolling, there was no stopping Dr. Mario.