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Iceland

The funny thing is that I almsot forgot about Iceland. The land of frost of fire, 843-time winner of most ironic country name (Greenland won the other 200-odd times). Now to review this. Overall, I found this one to be pretty good. The waterfall looked really good. Maybe not the best background you could've used but it looks really good. I'm not sure what the artifacts are, looks like a volleyball, some red fish, and I'm not sure of the bottom. The series is almost over though, aw.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

I don't know what was in his left hand either, but the meat was hákarl, which is fermented shark.

Norway

We're on the tail end now, and we stop in at Norway, of course. Can't forget the small, cold one at the end. those Northern lights are sweet, which makes for an awesome background. Of course this'll get a good score because Scandinavia's cool. The skis are expected but a great addition, and the food is also retty good. Man, what could be the last three?

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Iceland, Denmark and Germany.

Sweden

Yay, I was hopign this one would be next. Why? Well, they've got some hot chicks there. An abundance, i've heard. Anyway, I loved this one. the red horse was sweet, his blonde wig was sweeter, and his can of tune (i think) was great. My only slight problem is you had to ruin it by adding in the teacup. Yes, I now have a vendetta against that teacup. Sweet building though.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

I'm going to guess it was surströmming (fermented herring) in that can.

Finland

Only 5 more left after this one, so he decides to go to Finland. I think I hoped that he'd come here way back in episode 15 or something, but I could be wrong. He's got a toy penguin, he's at a big lake, and he appers to be either feding the water animals or hes just got some nice artifacts. I was a little confused by this one at first, but it doesn't look too bad. I wasn't expecting a lake since Finland's pretty cold, though. Can't wait for Sweden, hope that's next.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

He hadn't been to Finland in an earlier flash. ;)

Russia again?

OKay, so he's now in St. Petersburg. Doesn't exactly explainwhy's going in reverse, but whatever. Probably realized he can waste a couple days. Of course the Smirnoff is a little expected, but it's defintely perfect. The bigass guitar is pretty good too. The statue and bulding are all makgin a great background. I'd give you a 7 but I need to stop beign so nice on these flashes suddenly. That and it's 6 quality.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

He still have to visit the Nordic countries. His friends wouldn't have considered him to have travelled around the world otherwise. A 6 is far more than this flash deserves. :)

Poland

The second of the two countries that I was a little worried about. I mean, he destroyed Poland once, what would happen in this flash? All he's got in this one is a dish and he's outside what it either a Polish village or maybe a detainee camp or sorts. Okay, so this one really wasn't all that good primarily becuase Hitler didn't have artifacts. Or an apology. At least some more stuff to carry would've worked.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

He had a paintbrush too. It was also Auschwitz that he visited.

Czech Republic

Ah, the Czech. Used to be Czechslovakia in Hitler's time, but stuff happens. Stuff that Hitler did happens. I still continue to like the backgrounds even though I don't necessarily know what they are. The artifacts in this one were pretty cool, though I'm unsure of their significance. The food and the doll are interesting, but I have no idea waht the pink thing is.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Maybe ballet shoes?

Austria

Okay, in my opinion this one should have been prety easy seeing as how it's Hitler's home country. I think you did a pretty good job. Does that guy in the sng say they like to shoot people? It's starting to sound liek that. Anyway, the beer an daccordion were priceless, adn the building was also great. Of course he could be a little happier to be back in Austria, but oh well, it still works well.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

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Chorus

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King Lover:
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I Wanna Have Sex On The Beach
Come On There's A Party
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Greece

We are 7/8 of the way through, and we are now in a country that has little to do with Grease, Greece. I had a few things in mind for the landmark, as you had a lot of options. I thought this episode was great. You have the olympic torch, a hamburger, a socrates (or someone) mask, and one of Greek's storied architectural sites as the background. Really, this works very well, and the pottery's good too. Maybe not too exciting, but still easily in the top 5.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Why did no-one realise it was a kebab. :0

Bulgaria

Oh boy, it's startign to get closer tothe end as we're at episode 69. Lol, 69. Yeah, I decided to be shallow for a second. Anyway, this one I found to be pretty decent. I mean, I loved the background, wherever that is. Unfortunately, I don't think the artifacts worked to perfection. Then again this is following Romania. The stick, what looks like a raft, and what looks like som esort of alcohol doesn't work all that well. Then again I don't know much about Bulgaria.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

I had a feeling there'd be a terrible 69 crack amongst these reviews I hadn't responded to.

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