wizardman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[-=The Atomic Cafe=-]

Shoddy, yet funny

The ending was defnitely the best part, with the bomb exploding and them talking at the end. Still, this flash could've been infinitely better than it was. The animation was poor, the graphics were awful, and that made it hard to watch. I liked the talking and music that you threw in though. I'm still not sure why you used women in the place of turtles though.

[Cattle Mutilation]

Pretty dumb

The flash was pretty much pointless, but you did have some things going good in it. The graphics and animation were really good for a 2000 flash, so if you had made it longer, it would've definitely been better overall. What you had in itself wasn't too bad, with the cow's brain popping out. MY problem was no devlopment of anything, just taking a cow, killign it, and that's it.

[Flex Style Boarding]

Not bad, but annoying

The graphics were pretty good compared to other flashes back then, and at least you put music in this one. Still, I found the flash pretty annoying, with the guy just being tweened through things and a rather poor ending. Again, there were no voices, and the animation was pretty choppy. Also, if the board hits him in the face, would be not have blood afterwards?

[education sucks]

Interesting

As a flash cartoon, it was pretty horrible. With the only graphics being the blackboard, chalk, and what was beign drawn, the fact that there was no animation, and no sound made this flash awful. That being said, I like the whole idea that you were tryign to go for. If you had either made voices or make shorter intervals between moving to the next textbox (or added music) it would've been better.

[Another Day Two]

Surreal

The second part of this series was interesting. I love the weird feeling of the moving background and the thick lines. It give it such a surreal otherworldly look. The music was pretty good, but I don’t know if it fit with this flash all that much. I love how the other animals were drawn, and even though it makes the rabbits look poor, it’s still cool. My only problem is the music on stream, as it makes it hard to keep the flash in sync.

[TROMABOY: Slobby Knob]

Disturbing, yet alright

Like the past couple flashes i've seen, this flash was sick and disturbing, as well as personally annoying. This flash was decently animated though, adn the characters were pretty well drawn. Thej background left much to be desired though. The sound was also alright. I didn't mind the button usage too much, though you probabyl could've jsut combined the whole beginning.

[Poopswing]

Poorly made, but funny

Well, the graphics weren't all that great. The background wan't too bad though, and the guy's expression when he gets hit ith poop was great. The idea was good (better my a mile than your first flash) and the guy pooping while swinging is simpyl hilarious for some reason. That being said, the abrupt grenade ending kinda made it feel too short.

[The Killing Bean vs. Pika]

Idea was there

Well, the idea for a good flash was there, but you didn't really delve deep into anything. The graphics, style, and that stuff was decent but simple, and there was pretty much no animation. Nothing really happened other than someone shooting Pikachu which has been done hundreds of times before. The way you did this was pretty cool, but so much more could've been done with it.

[pimpin aint easy]

It was alright.

My main problem was basically the lack of faces. The kinda made the flash feel weird, adn you certainly had the ability to make them if you could make those veyr good backgrounds. The textboxes beign used as opposed to voices was disappointing though. The animation was very good though, and most of your points are pretty much lost due to lack of voices, although the textboxes were cool.

[Do You Believe??]

Not all that bad

The flash was definitely slow-moving, an pretty much nothign happened in the middle. Those are my only two main flaws. The sound was pretty cool, and although the voices crackled a couple times, the music was done very well. The graphics were pretty good for how long ago this was made, nd thecharacters, background, and all that stuff looked pretty cool. Just make more happen during the flash and it'll be good.