wizardman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Winter River]

Yawn.

Okay, the graphics were really, good, there's that. However, that's basically it it terms of positives, as basically nothing happened in the flash. All there was were a couple snowballs (i think) rolling around the river, but that was it. There was no plot or anything, so that made this flash a lot less enjoyable than it could have been.

[Seizure Moutain]

ah

Ah man that almost gave me a seizure. Granted, that was kinda the point, but still, that's really all that was in the flash. A bunch of changing backgrounds on this mountain. Granted, the sun was kinda cool as well. Still, I'm trying to figure out if there was another point beyond that, doesn't look like there was.

[A Legend: The Mourner 3]

Great, but..

For some reason, this one didn't feel right, despite how awesome it was. The graphics were, of course, awesome, don't have any criticism there. The music fit very well with it as well, and the mourner killing the guy was great. The main problem was that it moved a little slow, it was a little hard to watch with the speed it was going. Overall it was really great though, I won't harp in the little problems with this flash.

[Grannys Driving Adventure]

I don't get it.

It seemed like it would be okay at first, as the graphics were pretty good, but the problem is that absolutely nothing clicked in this flash. The old woman gets into her car, or so we assume since she couldn't get in the other one, and starts speeding. That doesn't make too much sense since most old people drive slow. Then she crashes into a supermarket, and the end? I don't get it.

[A Programmers Hell]

uh, okay

Well, that was different. I liked the first person point of view thing you had going, you pulled that off quite well. The graphics weren't too bad either .The problem was that the sound was kinda annoying. I mean, I could tell you did the beep noise yourself, not sure if that was necessary. Taht would be an awfully weird computer though of hitting your head on the keyboard was doom.

[The Truth]

yawn

Wow, this flash had virtually no substance, which was quite disappointing. It was just words and numbers going across the screen, that was it. The lack of any sound hurt this flash a lot as well. Okay, I understood that it was a parody on the truth ads, yet the jokes really weren't that good, it didn't make all that much sense.

[Doughboy's Revenge]

Actually pretty good

Yup, this flash was actually quite good. The graphics were really good, and although the tweening the whole bodies thing though looked bad, it was enjoyable to watch. The storyline was compelling, and although I was disappointed that I could see the shooting, the explosion form the poke and the dialog was pretty cool. Just work on your animating skills and you can be very good.

Lukidge responds:

in the lost sequel that's never been seen (*go 2 responses down), i show the people being shot. and there's an even bigger explosion!

[A Complete Waste of Time]

Nice

I think I figured out where you were going with this, basically it's just a cat farting, and that's it. But you basically made fun of how pointless and boring it was, which is true, that was the right thing to do. I think you could have pulled it off a lot better, after saying it was "stupid" (your words) you could have thrown in something else that was funny in regards to it, but alas.

[Lauran and the tank]

odd

Yup, I think odd is probably the right word to describe this flash. The graphics were okay, and the animation was rather poor, you probably could've improve that. Sound was okay as well. I got kinda confused by what was happening. The guy appears and the tank kills the guy, that's basically the plot. Plus you made Lauran's gender confusing, I had no idea which it was.

[The Stars]

Cool

Well, in this case it's kinda obvious what's good and what's bad. The movement of the stars was pretty cool, even though it was just a bit of actionscript over and over. That is rather impresive to do, even though it's really just a bunch of white dots moving around. Granted, that's all that it was. With some text and the like it wouldn't make a bad preloader.