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[Historical Speeches]

No

Okay, so really all it was was a few pictures of the presidents, and you add in the speeches. In the speeches, you throw in some fart noises every so often. When that's what you do for every single one over and over, it becomes unfunny very quickly. It really makes the flash hard to watch, as well as not fun to watch. You could have tried adding in other jokes.

[Hunt or be Hunted Demo v3]

That's it?

Sure, it was just a demo, but I would have liked to see something that would have shown a good side of this game. The sound was alright, but everything else could be improved drastically. I actually couldn't even tell what the blob was that I was shooting at. Oh, and the fast computer thing isn't why you can't shoot in the corners, I tried on a fast one and it's still glitchy there. Like I said, the graphics MUST be fixed if you're gonna make a full version.

[The JarJarKiller]

Yawn

Well, no one likes Jar Jar, so any game where the object is to beat him senseless and kill him is inherently fun. There were quite a few different ways to kill him, which was good. The graphics and animation for how to kill him looked very unrealistic and sloppy though. It looked very simplistic, and it wasn't all that fun to kill him, even though it should have been.

[Zombie Killer 2071AD]

Decent

The game was definitely graphic-intensive, even though the graphics were only pretty good. I didn't care for it all that much, but I really liked the way the night vision was done, and the way you could kill all the zombies. Granted you could only hit them in certain spots, but oh well. It was pretty fun to play, and the graphics were good, but you could have modified them to make the game run at a decent speed.

[Test your intelligence]

interesting

I'm not sure if that's the reason that people don't fine al of the f's though. It might be, just sound a little fishy. Anyway, this wasn't too bad. I went really slowly the first time so I didn't even get to the end, since I wanted to make sure I was right. Relatively interesting game, granted there wasn't really anything to it and you can only play it once.

[Vegeta vs. the Universe]

what?

Wow, I did not understand what was going on there at all. All it was was a background, and pictures of planets moving around. The music was okay, but it didn't loop very well. At the end, Vegeta says "that's better" but what's better about it? What did he actually do in this flash? I didn't understand this at all because nothing really happened in it.

[Mind Reader (card magic)]

Ah

At first the mind reader got it like three times in a row, and I was shocked. Then I figured out how they did that. The cards at the end aren't the same as the ones in the beginning, we just don't realize it since we're supposed to concentrate on one of them. Quite tricky, of course it becomes very boring once that is figured out.

[Psychic Predictions]

fun

This little flash was fun for what it was, but it gets kinda boring once you realize one thing; there's a pattern. If the wording was random than it would be a lot more fun than the pattern. Though with someone if you memorize the pattern then you can piss them off by clicking the right one, so there's that. Still, asking the question out loud was probably a good idea. It was just a pic with a black background in the end though.

[JigglyDeath]

heh

Okay, so it was pretty much pointless, in all honesty. Jigglypuff's just walking around, speaking in English for some reason. You then just click a couple of buttons and it gets shot. Granted, the animation was okay, and the graphics were halfway decent. Plus the sound was alright. However, you could have done so much more with this, it was really just a gunshot and that's it, yawn.

[the mens room]

Alright

Well, the game was certainly different, and it was kinda interesting. I've made a living out of basically never using a public restroom ever, yet I got them all right anyway. The graphics and animation were pretty good, though the lack of any sound made this far less enjoyable. Still, it was just more click the common sense areas and that's it.