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[I'm so bored II]

One problem

This was certainly fun for a little while. However, when you play the nuke game, the nuke holes don't clear when you elave. This means that I have to reload the flash to play the other games, and that becomes a problem of convenience. The games themselves were partially fun. Soem were really pointless, like the ball bounce, but some had their benefits. I think you could have done better on many of them based on what I've seen from you though.

[Orbital Experiment]

Intriguing

It's simple enough, simplistic to the point that some may say it doesnt' belogn on NG. This is a pretty fun game though. Clickign the different mases and planets to see what would happen was fun. I would have liked to see some diffferent color options and the option for background music though; that would have made it a lot of fun. Thsi was a cool game to play around with though.

[WEBCAM FUN]

nothing

It wasn't really much of anything. I mean, yu take your webcam, and you can see yourself in it. You don't exactly need flash to do that. I mean, I gues it could be kinda fun when you're eally ored, but in reality there's not really anything you can do with this flash file itself. It got boring relatively quickly.

[Quake Trainer ver 1.5]

Nope

I liked the background that was used for this flash, adn the music at the game over screen was pretty cool. That being said, this game was not done well at all. All you do is click on the boxes (You could have at least cut the enemies otu of the boxes, because the way they're presented is certainly not ideal), and eventually you die. You can barely see what's goign on that the end too.

[DiePopBitchs-NonCablePpl]

Same

This is basically the exact same thing as the last flash you just sent in. In that case, my same suggestions apply. If you could have some voices instead of text bubbles, make your grammar in the disclaimer better, and overall make the precursor to the celeb-killign more interesting, then this wouldn't be too bad of a flash movie.

[D.E.M.O.]

I get it

It was pretty obvious that this was a parody, otherwise theres no way it would have made it through the portal. The graphics weren't terrible, though they could have been improved on. The lack of sound and things to do both helped and hurt this flash, as I assume if the game had been completed then we would have had all these doors to go through. But yeah, people that do that with demos annoy me too.

[Monster Hunter]

one major improvement

Yeah, one thing could make these review scores double. Fix the interactivity. The graphics and sound all that bad, but coem on, you can certainly do better then just going to monsters and clicking them to kill them. Plus, you couldn't move, which made it impossible to kill the boss. Just fix those couple things and you have yourself a good game, you can improve quite a bit.

[Narco-Trafficker]

Control

The controls were absolutely terrible. I'm not being mean when I say this, I'm just wondering why you say it's "8" to fire when that key didn't work, and there was in fact no key to fire. PLus the cursor made me think that I could use that when I couldn't. The game itself was okay, as the animation and graphics were okay. The sound was simple, and it worked well enough. This would;ve been so much better with decent controls.

DrVanBaas responds:

fuck you idiot piece of shit. Heres a truth for you. If you are fucking on a crocadile, 27% of the time that same crocodile will bite your asshole off and prevent you from shiiting for the rest of your life. He'll just rip your asshole clean from your ass and in 7 days you will die from non shitting.

[Blockhead: The Game]

Sooo hard...

After a long time waiting, we have finally got the greatness known as Blockhead in his own game, yay. I can see that you clearly put a lot of time into this game. All new areas of Blockhead's world, cameos from everyone, and everything one could imagine in a game. Of course this game is not, controlling Blockhead is not exactly supposed to be easy. I mean, why else would Conscience be angry all the time? Blockhead is not exactly an easy person to handle.
First off, the graphics are good. Maybe too good, because the animation ended up being somewhat choppy, even in low quality. The music was great of course, but then again it always is. The voices, of course, were also good, even thoguh the conscience would move his mouth during stages without talking sometimes. Most of the bugs are only minor though. Sometimes BH gets stuck (pop machine), or doesn't want to move (he seems to hate the bridge), but overall the same isn't too bad once you get used to the controls. My only problem is that it can be hard to move him if an item you want him to move to is far away. That make the game hard, but in a good way. If it was easier to get him to move I'd give it a 10. Still, super flash skills are required to get the map to do at least that, so I have to give you credit in that respect. Loved it.
Yeah, no 4k review this time, sorry :P

[Scare Tactics]

Not a good flash.

It was at least a decent attempt at a good flash, I'll give you that. There were a couple graphics strewn around in the flash, and the French guy was rather interesting. I would have liked to see more going on though, perhaps some sound? That would've made it better.