wizardman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Snow Dick]

This felt like it was rather rushed, to be honest. The graphics at the start were solid, as was the music, but as it got further in it just felt like the animation was tossed in. mouths and arms didn't really move right at all, and it just looked weird. It wasn't all that bad in terms of the plot, even though it was a bit hard to follow even with some text added in.

[Star Wars Episode 2]

Had this just been more than a trailer for episode 2, this could have been great. The text and everything ws a bit slow moving, but the graphics and animation were quite nice, and I was enjoying watching what was there. Had you continued with this and made a flash on EP2 itself rather than a trailer, I would have definitely enjoyed that.

[Otto's Goat Farm]

This one is a bit confusing actually. On the one hand, the background graphics are great, to the point where the goat and guy look like they're from something entirely different and it was two flashes combined into one. The two main graphics, however, didn't look that impressive. The music was nice enough, even if the ending was very much predictable.

[Fart Radio]

This flash was actually a bit painful to watch. The radio voice was incredibly low and slow, and it being unintelligible took away from the flash. The graphics were minimal and quite bad, especially with the all-white background. The fart clouds gave me a slight chuckle, but it wasn't enough to turn the tide on all the other issues that this flash had.

[BM Baked Beans]

This was quite a funny flash. The graphics were simple, but good given how old the flash is. There was not much to it, just simply a beans commercial. Even though I knew what was coming easily enough, I still found the flash to be amusing, and the voices were solid enough that I could understand what everyone was saying.

[Herbal tea art class]

The good news is that this was hilarious. The bad news was that this was hilarious for all the wrong reasons. The graphics were quite bad, and at times just looked silly, with the kid apparently flying at one point and his arms shooting into his head. The teacher saying "Mrs. Josh's mom" was funny though, since who would actually say that? Despite that, the voices were rather grating, and it was clear you were much too close to the mic when doing this. At least there was in fact a plot and voices, even that is more than I can say about some.

[Kirby's Adventure Deflate]

There wasn't really anything to this flash. It did in fact have Kirby in it, and as expected he got popped by the needle enemy, but at the same time he didn't really deflate at all. He looked quite big when zoomed in at the end, so the title is a bit misleading. The flash itself looked decent enough, even though there was nothing to it beyong Kirby inhaling the air and getting poked.

[Completely Ridiculous]

Completely ridiculous is a very apt name for this flash. For starters, it took me forever to actualyl get it to play, as many of the scripts kept crashing flash. By the time this was playable, what I saw wasn't really any animation to speak of, just a lot of randomness. Not worth going through all the trouble, to be honest.

[Physics of a flash movie]

I went into this presuming it was meant to be a sarcastic tutorial, since in your description you say it's "sucky on purpose". Knowing that, it was decently funny. You did hit on a lot of the things that make me cringe in watching old flashes, or even recent ones, like the default sounds and the very minimalistic, well... everything. Even without effort this was still halfway decent and was good for a laugh.

[I eated his ear by mike t]

I chuckled a bit at the idea of making a video out of the song, since it was good. However, the song was clearly "I bit his ear" rather than "I eated his ear", and the flash didn't get better from there. The animation was minimal, with just the photo and a crude drawing, and there was really nothing to this. It's okay to have on in the background while doing something else, but that's about it.